Exactly!!! You’re not Gonna catch him map shirt. Why even bother with KFC when there’s Popeye’s?? Dude, do yourself a solid and get that man some good chicken. You’ll get demon props for sure. Agreed. Every time I am in the US I get myself some Popeyes, we only have KFC in Australia. Aussie here too, friggin loved Popeyes the few times I’ve been to the States. Really wish they’d make it down under Too. Plot twist: Hector doesn’t like spicy foods… But I know, why KFC when you can have all those delicacies. This is really great, I could totally see this being made into a tv show. Pls no demon boyfriend, relationships make things really messy. Just demon best friend that Finn finds hot when his shirt is off to show his ripped, scarred 6 pack.
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Of course, that occurs during the angst denial stage. You’re not Gonna catch him map shirt. Demon boyfriend is a final chapter thing that’ll be so sweet you’ll get a toothache. I dunno how to get past the whole “she would be a demon if she gets kicked out of heaven” bit but hey I don’t make the divine rules. There are books and visual aids for people with social disabilities: your demon might appreciate those as they cover the ‘obvious’ and ‘common sense’. If you are American, you can explore citizenship classes to learn about customs and culture. Your demon should get official papers anyway. Alternatively, you can help him find work that utilizes his natural form, similar to Edward Scissorhands, provided there are no witnesses. I bet he would be a time-efficient landscape gardener on a massive property with no residents.
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Also consider professional help for anger management and social skills. You’re not Gonna catch him map shirt. Though be wary of the risk of being diagnosed as a psychopath. It would be better if your demon can present with a disability such as an acquired head injury. Bonus if you guys can sue someone for causing an ‘accident’ that led to it. Plenty of chicken money. He might benefit from occupational therapy, and that could lead to employment that suits him. Something like factory work with clear boundaries of roles. Dude seriously, find a way to pitch this either as a TV show or a book to some executive. You’re super talented and I’ve hooked on the story already. You struck gold here and you owe yourself to try and exploit that.
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Oh man, You’re not Gonna catch him map shirt. I love this! And almost everyone goes nuts for KFC! Would love to hear more of how Hector deals with the rights and wrongs of society and now that the undead know where you are Hector is gonna be needed! #demonbestfriend. Man, you should tell everyone you know to block that number, who knows what nightmare calls they’re getting now. So the first part was sweet but now I think OP is actually insane for not believing the roommate/boyfriend is a demon. Like hello?! After a certain point, you just can’t deny it anymore. Hector sounds like a keeper despite eating your goldfish. Looking forward to more adventures with Finn and Hector! Hector is awesome lol seriously.