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“Interesting? Well, I don’t know if should be tellin’ ya this, but the gentleman in the room at the end of the hall is a right strange one. Too weird to live too rare to die ugly sweater shirt. He came to a’ blunderin’ in about a day ago, drunk as the day is long, saying all sorts o’ things. Says he just escaped from a cult or something. Bahaha! Bullshit, I say. If you ask me, he’s been drinking too much of that Elven brew from that new fancy tavern what just opened up. It’ll knock yer head into next week if yer not used to it. But, you have to have a fancy membership to get in they say. A man like him barely had money for the night’s stay. I gave him a room and told him to sleep it off, if he insists, I’ll alert the Town Watch.”(Good tie-in adventure hook to this, if they decide to investigate,

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“Ohhhh, you mean Old Bjorn over there? Pay no mind to him. Too weird to live too rare to die ugly sweater shirt. You say you heard him going on about shapes and creatures in the night? I don’t know about any of that, all Iknow is that he’s on those unholy mushrooms each night which send him into his typical stupor. Hallucinationsares all it is. Hmpf, ironic isn’t it? ‘Protecting his mind’ he says, AHAHAHAHA when in fact he harms it on his own accord. Ahahahaha, what a fool.” the docks don’t feel the same anymore, the workers seem so empty as of late, normally you can’t hear yourself think down there but now you can hear a pin drop from a mile away…something is very wrong with this guy “Heard of the son of Paul? Can’t remember his name. He went missing a month ago. A week later he came out of the woods like nothing happened, no memories.

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“Heard the fisher saying he got a new ring from the lake. Too weird to live too rare to die ugly sweater shirt.  Since then he got some really lucky catches. He sits in his boat and the fish keep jumping into it without him doing anything. But he said he won’t use it that often for the sake of the fish. If you ask me, I think the fish are fleeing from someone or something. And the fisher knows it. That’s why he pretends to have headaches. A fisher preferring to stay on land? I need another drink and if I were you, I would stay away from this lake.” “Ha! Did you hear of the dumbass Kevin? That stupid peasant thinks he saw a creature, a humanlike raven moving on his cornfield at dawn. I say he again forgot where he put his scarecrows. But he is to dumb to know, so we let him believe his bullshit, he is too stubborn.” “I swear, I saw it! A murder! Two men fighting in the bushes at the edge of the forest. I ran as quickly as I could towards the guards.

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Now I know it’s bad luck to speak of the dead, but this here is second hand so I figure it won’t do any harm, but anyway. Too weird to live too rare to die ugly sweater shirt. Old Jim tells me this story, well you know how he likes a drink or seven, but anyways he says that he saw the Cooper boy, him that died in the lake and was buried last week, well Jim says he saw him walking the streets, making his way home like he always did! Crikey I need this drink! What a day I’ve had! You won’t believe this, but I was delivering bails of wood to the manor house, and, well you know the old east wing, that nobody uses any more? Well, I saw a queer face at one of the windows! Gave me the fright of my life I can tell you! I couldn’t tell if it was a man or a woman, but it looked right at me, and its skin was as grey as ash! So I get my money from the butler and high tail it out of there sharpish! And then

 

 

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