When you step back and think about it, the beach is a terrible place. Snoopy – Hate morning people shirt. Sand in your crack. Saltwater up your nose. Jellyfish, sharks, and fish poop you are swimming with. Deadly Sun that wants to murder you. Guilty as charged… I did it all the time as a teen then I stopped for a while, but then I had nephews and I started again. Mean Culpa. My excuse is that beaches here are so small… But I know that is actually worse. What’s worse is these people that build a fucking house on the beach with their tent and cooler
Why you shouldn’t try to be a morning person?
And chairs and fans and radio and tv and generator and grill and humidifier and dehumidifier and dogs. All the conveniences of being inside but at the beach. I guess if you don’t like the beach, sure. Seems an awful lot of effort to drag half your home out to the beach, just to avoid the sand and sun that you came for. Plus it’s always these types that leave a huge mess of litter behind and make a ton of noise since they hate the beach why enjoy the sounds of the beach. Drown that shit out with your stupid fucking music! Seriously fuck them and you. She got trapped in our room because the window was open and I think a breeze blew our bedroom door shut. She panicked and crapped on the carpet, then “cleaned up after herself,” only to vomit that shit in our guest room. It was the most unholy smell, and we had a guest in town at the time. We cleaned as best as we could, covered it with baking soda, and opened the windows. Good thing it was a cool summer evening and sleeping with the window open was an option.
Snoopy – Hate morning people shirt, ladies, v-neck t-shirt, tank top, flowy tank.
Honestly, I only have to pick up after my dog when it’s in my yard. Every time he shits in public, he literally buries his ass in a bush, making it nearly impossible to pick up. Bonus points for the time he shit in the 5-gallon bucket in my neighbor’s yard. Yup, something about waking up at 5 am that you can never feel well rested when waking up. I’ll get 9 hours of sleep and wake up at 5 am feeling so fucking tired and then get 9 hours of sleep and wake up at 8 feeling well rested. Makes no sense. My alarm is set for 6:30, and I NEVER wake up feeling well-rested. Yet on the weekends when I don’t have an alarm, I naturally wake up at around 7:15 and feel great. How can 45 minutes make such a difference? I get that it probably has to do with where I’m at in my sleep cycle, but it doesn’t matter when I go to bed. You’d think at least one time, even by sheer coincidence, the 6:30 alarm would go off pretty much at the optimum point in my cycle. But no. Never.
Official Snoopy – Hate morning people sweater, hoodie, and long sleeve
Same thing here. Snoopy – Hate morning people shirt. Sometimes I’ll even wake up at 630 or earlier on the weekends without having an alarm set an nowhere to be and I’m wide awake and ready to go. But all I want is to sleep in, haha. Life is cruel. I’m pretty sure sleep cycles happen in 45-minute intervals and waking up after the right one is what makes the difference. There’s sleep calculators you can find that let you enter the time you want to wake up and it will tell you the times you should fall asleep to feel well rested at that time according to these cycles.