OMG, I’m sorry, but I would be gone, I am an awesome cat lady your approval is not needed shirt. I would call the parents and leave. I can understand the first 2 things, but things tapping you on the shoulder, things in the corner of the room ur sleeping in muttering to itself. FUCK THAT!!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!! ( weird instruction stories are my favorite!). Fuck, I don’t even know. There’s a lot of scary shit in that letter but (if OP isn’t dead now) running could be bad, you never know what those things might do if the rules aren’t followed.
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Forget calling the parents. With those instructions, just leave. And then, maybe, just maybe, call the parents. All I had to do was fix the power so all the doors would close and the lights would stay on, then you just sit in a room each night and make free money. “Part mihi” is apparently “spare me,” so that probably explains the “no meat after 8” rule. You wouldn’t want the entities of their house to see you cutting into their offering supply. I dunno, I would want to wait it out too but second-guessing the instructions seems like a bad idea. What if there’s something that climbs out of the toilet at 1:00 am but the Collins didn’t mention it since they told her to be in the guest room by then? Sounds like the bathroom is “safe”. I’d be taking my phone/charger in there with a pillow and blanket, setting the steak outside the door and just staying the fuck there till morning.
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Seriously. If you’re babysitting and you get handed important instructions, you read them. What if the kid had a severe food allergy or medication schedule or something? The liability issues would make you wish they were just a creature muttering in the corner. Same, I’m like damn they are paying you all this money and you can hardly bother to read the instructions until absolutely necessary!? I’m glad little Samantha reminded you to lock her door since you couldn’t be bothered to read the note that her parents gave you right away. You almost screwed yourself and the kid by not reading that note as soon as they left. Chills. I used to babysit late at night for a family that, while not rich, was definitely well off. Their house was creepy and too big, too much to keep track of. Can’t imagine having to cohabit with literal fucking demons, though. Good luck, OP.
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As a teen, I babysat for extra money too. I am an awesome cat lady your approval is not needed shirt. I remember this one creepy little neighbor boy I would sit for if desperate for cash. He always hid from me & his parents told me not to let him have any knives (like I usually pass those out to kids I sit) & they also had a lock on the outside of his bedroom door. They said it was to keep him from wandering around during the night, but it always freaked me out. Good luck OP!! Maybe that’s why the couple looked tired, they have to follow these instructions all the time so they got sick of it and hired her idk